meals brows

When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows

Hey man my life is a mess

As bad as meals brows??

Hell no bro

by Lolo2486 August 13, 2018

pitbull meal

Slang term for toddlers.

Oh shit that pitbull has a massive penis, he's getting all the bitches. He proudly took some pitbull meal at the park.

by PoopSlave97 June 22, 2023

meal chucker

cabin attendant in the airline industry. So called because they metaphorically "chuck" (throw) meals at passengers.

"Did you see that blonde meal chucker working in first class?
She's very pretty"

by Tex1 December 3, 2007

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022

rollover meal

A meal eaten late at night that causes one to not be hungry enough to eat breakfast the next day. Can also be used to describe a large meal that would make one skip the next normal meal (i.e. big breakfast that doesn't make you hungry until dinnertime)

"Are you going to eat breakfast?"
"Nah, not hungry. Last night's burrito was a rollover meal."

by poweredbyh2o March 3, 2010

prepare the meal

To shave and clean your pussy if oral sex is on the menu for the night.

Well, I better go prepare the meal for Seth, I'm hoping he'll eat at the Y tonight.

Sorry Honey, I didn't prepare the meal. I'd rather we just fuck.

Can you believe Seth told me to prepare the meal next time? He said I didn't pass the finger test.

by One- Balled Man March 2, 2008

Macho Meal

Food that you eat just for the sake of saying you ate it.

Guy 1: I'm gonna get some double downs, you want any?
Guy 2: You know it's just a macho meal, you only need one.

by zao_89 April 19, 2010