microwave mayonnaise

another word for sperm

I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.

by Dani_O February 8, 2009

mayon

saying man like a rapper from the deep south.

Soulja boy,"on yo hataz mayon"

by robmxer November 8, 2007

Mayonesa

The white gooey substance that cums from your love dagger

Come over here and get some of this mayonesa!

by Frankie Puscher November 27, 2012

Mayonaise Twinns

About to be the best band you've never heard of.

Hey bro, it's about to be a Mayonaise Twinns explosion up in here.
The Mayonaise Twinnsare about to schmear the Paradise tonight.

by jfitzzz November 13, 2013

sour mayonnaise

When your female partner eats your sperm

I gave my girlfriend a sour mayonnaise.

by Monkey sex1 May 12, 2009

magic mayonaise

the semen-like substaince that comes out of a unicorns horn after jerking it off.

Did you like the sandwich? I made it with some magic mayonaise.

by mr. hot sausage June 23, 2011

Masculine Mayonnaise

An exquisite spread churned out by a man who's been satisfied.

Hey bro!!! Have you been to the deli recently? I think the server put masculine mayonnaise in my sandwich! What a dick!

by Therealguy23 December 19, 2021