malurbationism

The act of forcing someone's idea onto someone.

What I'm doing to my bully is considered Malurbationism.

by sarah tamlin June 20, 2021

Manure

Manure is defined as the animal dung used for fertilizing land.
In 21st century,manure is also used instead of man utd as their name cause of their piss poor performance in recent times.

Manure got clapped by Simeone last night.

by Steve knight March 15, 2022

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

B-Madurinn

B-Madurinn is a legend in some countries. With the Real name Bjorgvin Fridbjarnarson, B-Madurinn has worked for years becoming one of Husaviks legends in Weight Lifting, especially Bench Pressing where he is close to 200 Kg. B-Madurinn is a role model to most kids, and his hands are 60 Cm. Around

Woah B-Madurinn is the strongest man i know.
B-Madurinn is a Real Stonegrime peterson
B-Madurinn, was that hard? "Nah"

by St.FanNR1!!!!!! January 2, 2011

Horny Mature Mama

A very horny, mature, mother who secretly has sex with her son's friend because she thinks he is handsome and intelligent.

Caree has one Horny Mature Mama!

by King Byron February 25, 2015

Maturity

Normal work day, on a conference call, about to squeeze out a nice silent fart through an Aeron chair and surround myself with deadly aroma. At the last second, I noticed a slightly off center feeling in the sphincter, and induced a underwear-saving clench when I sharted a moment later. The experience really highlights how this is really a game of inches. Sure I coated the cheeks with some viscous mud, but that quick reaction saved me from free balling for the day. As a younger man, I doubt I would have possessed the intimate connection to and understanding I have for my body that prompted that clench. But today, following years of beers, beans, farts and conference calls, I'm really tuned in and avoided a perilous situation.

I could have pooped my pants but instead showed maturity...

by choiceboards March 15, 2018

Mature

Something most world leaders are not

That president was not mature enough to run America.

by SkSkSk Sk8er Grl December 15, 2019