malcolm in the middle

when two girls have a threesome with a nerd, usually out of pity

Mary and Jane made that geek's dream come true with a malcolm in the middle.

by aperfectdefect March 20, 2009

Malcolm

Euphemism for the drug Extasy (derived from Malcolm 'X')

Dude, I need to hook up with some Malcolm. This ho is all over my shit.

by J.Kupov January 12, 2009

maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014

malcolm

An amazing guy, nice, funny, so fucking attractive! All the girls love him, he is awesome, and just a plain out popular person.

Malcolm is just cool

by Malcolmc216 December 14, 2017

Malcolm in the Middle

A show wherein 20-year-old actors play 16-year-old boys acting like 10-year-old kids. Watching it is an extreme and immediate danger to one's IQ.

Do you watch that show, Malcolm in the Middle?

I did once, then I couldn't figure out how to put on my goddamned underwear for a week.

by Anonymity from Anonymityville January 13, 2007

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

malcolm widener

a fat white guy who does not have sex with his girlfriend and sometimes acts gay

Hey, you just malcolm widener that bitch.

by Drakodelta January 29, 2015