crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

manixt

Sexy Bitch.

Man she sure is a ManixT!

by Blinkers February 6, 2004

Maticka

A girl who is stupid but lovable. You will never fully understand this girl. Can be super annoying at times. Is super lazy and has gas.

Wow you are such a Maticka with that gas.

by 🔥Frank🔥 November 28, 2017

Matilda

/maˈtil.de/
1. Absolutely gorgeous

Ex. Have you seen Matilda today she's downright fine/beautiful

by King2003 August 4, 2019

Matilda

Matilda is like the modern day Jesus. All who see her fall in love with her instantly. Matilda is the perfect girl.

“Oh wow! I love Matilda”

by Aiko :3 July 23, 2020

Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

by Mr. Defensive June 2, 2011

matian

A perfect human. cant get better then Matian. Above with worlds most respected individuals. Have a huge penis. A chick magnet, best fuck on earth.

Brad Pitt: " i wish i was a Matian"

by Matian June 14, 2009