by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021
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by Random perdón 19273 November 23, 2021
Get the Matias mug.A massive grungehead who loves to down gallons of coffee and truckloads of cigarettes in a matter of seconds. He constantly praises John Sunday Perone and has a ding-dong the size of a skyscraper. If you snap the spaghetti while cooking, assume he'll teleport behind you, you're good as dead and he'll do unspeakable things with your remains. He's also a cool fella: if you're nice, he's nice, and he'll maybe even coach you through tough times.
Random person: ugh, this cooking pot is too little *proceeds to snap noodles*
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
Matias: *comes running through the wall in slow motion* prepare for your doom, you sad mortal.
by Fine Editor November 23, 2021
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Get the Matias mug.Mattijs is a mellow type of fellow that's laid back
Back in the days he was nothing like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hanging down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kangol tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothing but a hoodlum
Or either in jail, or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Mattijs got a hit record selling worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
Be saying can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now
Back in the days he was nothing like that
I remember when he used to fight every day
What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey
He wore his pants hanging down and his sneakers untied
And a rasta-type Kangol tilted to the side
Around his neighborhood people treated him bad
And said he was the worst thing his moms ever had
They said that he will grow up to be nothing but a hoodlum
Or either in jail, or someone would shoot him
But now he's grown up, to their surprise
Mattijs got a hit record selling worldwide
Now the same people that didn't like him as a child
Be saying can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now
by Dutchiedutch! November 24, 2021
Get the Mattijs mug.Matijas a good-looking Serb who plays football and boxing who relies on his culture and still goes to folklor. He is just H ......
just pretty
He will have the most beautiful son with H.
He's just perfect
just pretty
He will have the most beautiful son with H.
He's just perfect
I love you Matijas
by Crvena Zvezda December 24, 2021
Get the Matijas mug.Matis a name for a handsome man, with an energy that draws people in. Someone with this name is proud of where they come from and are willing to serve an protect it. They also happen to either be very athletic or not athletic at all. They often find themselves drawn to hands on jobs, like woodworking, welding, etc.
by 1_Charlotte_1 January 20, 2022
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