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Mathew pearson

A man with a homophobic past but a homosexual future, usually caught blowing guys behind the local mcdonalds for cheese burgers
“He is a total mathew pearson
Did you see that mathew pearson behind the mcdonalds?”
by Scuma luma May 4, 2022
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Mathew

Mathew is a cool guy, could be a little roadman-ish but he's so cute it takes over that! He is the sweetest human being you will ever meet and is CRAZILY sexually gifted
Me: Hey Mathew wanna hang out after school
Mathew: What size is your shoe
by CARSON_HAS_RDJ November 1, 2022
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Mathew

He is a chad. Usually a short guy who drives a Camry SE and is the general manager for the JV basketball team. Typically around the height of 5’10
Mathew the general manager writes stats for the jv basketball team
by Camryse2023 November 15, 2022
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Lachie freakin Mathews

a big nigga who loves this chick, but this chick does not like him at all. she trolled him into loving her but she was just playing.
omg is lachie freakin mathews hitting on alyssa again bruh
by jett d'rosa November 27, 2022
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jivon Mathew

Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.
Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me

Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST
by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022
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Mathew Greene

He usually doesn't eat much.
Referred by his mum as a crows stomach.
But he wouldn't mind the meat of oliver lingwood.
Mathew Greene spies on playgrounds
by Mathew Greene May 24, 2022
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Joe mathew

Boy fae lochee with a 2 inch knob
Omg have you seen joe Mathews knob it’s so small
by Welly_2006 May 30, 2022
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