kim mathers

yo kim mathers made my mom no longer like em because she thinks that he drove her to attempted suicide kim mathers is an evil person for cheating on em or anybody else

kim screwed up her life and proabably her daughters too

by fatman14 June 25, 2004

Mathias

Mathias is a strong and independent guy who leaves an impression on everyone. He is very smart and intelligent and is likely to be very successful in future business and with his economy. He might come off as a tough or scary guy(because of his wide shoulders, big muscles and very masculine looks) but as you get to know him, you will soon meet his goofy side. He is very loyal towards the ones he loves, especially family, good friends and his girlfriend. He is not looking for a soulmate, because he has already found his. If you are lucky enough to be one of his loved ones, you can feel safe, because he will always protect them, and nobody wants to mess with him. Like I said, Mathias is very strong and has a toned, fit, and very hot body. Mathias’s usually attract many girls, and they won’t get disappointed when they see his penis eighter, that is waay bigger than average. He is Also veeery sexy and handsome. Be careful around him because it is very easy to fall in love with those beautiful blue eyes. Mathias is also a big fan of candy, so dont let it into his sight if you want it for yourself, and also, he is not afraid to fart in front of you.

“Mathias is so hot, do you think I will have a shot?”

“No, Mathias has a girlfriend, and he is way out of your league anyways”

by Matematikk November 28, 2018

Mathias

MATHIAS got a bigger dick than everybody else, he is very cool, the best person in the world and he loves McDonalds.

Person: I got a big dick
Person2 No sorry, Mathias Got the biggest dick in the world.

by Midtnix June 3, 2019

Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019

Mathemasochist

A PhD candidate in pure mathematics who derives pleasure from being grilled for their 3rd thesis defense after failing 2 times.

A: Jackson is such a mathemasochist!

B: yeah, he derives pleasure from being grilled every time!

by Mathematicus May 31, 2023

Mathias

Given to those who possess a thick penis and irregularly placed pubic hair. Also, the upper body is unusually smaller than the lower body giving the image of a ridiculously fruity christmas tree.

Guy 1: I love masturbating to the sound of a door creaking.

Guy 2: That's so Mathias!!!

Guys 1 and 2 then suffocate each other with their irregularly sized penises.

by Miragemelody August 17, 2009

Matheesan

Matheesan is boy name. Matheesan is incredibly sexy. He attracts women with his huge cock. He is a Alpha male. He is extreme masculine and has a nice mustache. He has a very muscular body.

Wow, Matheesan is so hot.

by Hot mathee March 21, 2022