Bam Margera

Bastarding Funny
Amazingly Hilarious Stunts
May Be Insane... Maybe...

Might Be the Most Out Of Control Person on The Entire Earth
And Cool Too!
Raving Mad
Getting Funnier All The Time
Entered Mindlessness As A Child
Rams Into Stuff For Fun
Ass Kickinly Good At Skating

Viva la Bam is THE funniest thing on television.

by Ant April 11, 2005

markering

(verb) a form of sexual repression where individuals simulate the act of sex with clothes on by ritualistically drawing phallic symbols with markers, pens, other writing implements while grinding their pelvises together.

Katie and Nick were so markering each other all throughout college until Nick died from chemical poisoning.

by Jdogg4 February 4, 2009

paintball marker

Despite what most airsoft players think, the shiny/fruity markers are made specifically for speedball or airball. There are mil-sim gun in production that are designed for scenarios and woodsball. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen an upgraded A5.

Luxe paintball marker=shiny.
A-5A2= Mil-sim

by paintsoft. January 19, 2009

magic marker beard

1/4" strip of beard -looks dumber than hell and way more trouble than shaving! popular with the latino circuit AKA:pencil beard

he had a magic marker beard and was looking super-goofy

dig that magic marker beard

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

bam margera

1. A cool guy. Has this show viva la bam where he messes with his parents and turns their life into a living hell. The show is pretty much like jackass, except he plays the jokes on the parents, not onto himself or his friends (at least not that frequently).

2. Someone who is hot, but not as hot as ryan dunn

1. guy: "What will he do next?"
bam: "whatever the fuck I want"

2. Ryan Dunn = hot guy.

by thegoverment July 8, 2004

Bam Margera

Skateboarding spoiler.
See Ralph Nader.

Bam Margera is to spoiling Tony Hawk's Underground 2 as MTV is to spoiling music.

by Brisk November 10, 2004

Marker-Licker

A derogatory term for someone for someone who's straight. Means boring and sexually uninteresting.

Gay Guy #1: Whoa man, don't be such a fucking marker-licker
Gay Guy #2:Chill man, I'm just saying, she IS hot.

by FlannelPannel February 11, 2009