Marxer 

Marxer is a last name that someone changed to a first name. It was first done by a mother who wanted to name her first born son after the doctor that delivered him but since the doctors frist name was Barney, the mother went with the last name...Marxer.

Marxer’s are very brave. If in a war, he would win a purple heart.

Marxer’s are also very photogenic. They love having pictures taken of them.

Marxer’s don't talk much. The will listen to people before talking.

Marxer's a VERY good looking.

He is such a Marxer. I can't believe he took a bullet for that man.

Marxer by foodgirl February 11, 2010

margerund 

A word that is a noun but that functions as a verb. The inverse of a gerund.

Examples of margerund usage:
1. I am googling the definition.
2. Do you Yahoo?
3. Please parent your child.
4. Phone me.

margerund by Thechoop-verified July 17, 2018

april margera 

One of the most understanding parents ever (aside from Tom Green's)
She must curse the day they bought Bam Margera his first skate board.

April Margera is a Saint

april margera by Zoe March 8, 2005

jess margera 

Brother to skateboarding jackass Bam Margera of viva la bam, jackass and haggard fame.

The "other" son of ape and phil margera.

Jess found his fame as drummer of rock band CKY.

Listen to the great drumming by jess margera in the following songs by cky "96 quite bitter beings" "Escape from hellview" and "Sporadic Movement"

jess margera by 2912clover January 18, 2006

marderosian 

That one bitch in your neighborhood that forgets to wipe their ass and screams #twerkulosis at 3 in the morning

Her screams indicate she's a marderosian all right

marderosian by bagelknotts September 29, 2018

Butt Marker 

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

April Margera 

April Margera: A.K.A 'Ape'.
Bam Margera mom, a GREAT mom to put up with all ofthe stuff he does (Wich is very funny)- Phil Margeras wife and Don Vito's sister-in-law.

I WAS APPAULED WHEN I LOOKED UP 'APRIL MARGERA' AND NOBODY HAS YET DEFINED IT!!!!!!! ... thats sick...

April Margera is the best mom in the world.

April Margera by Remy's Bitch November 12, 2004