Madoff

noun, verb, Madoffed, Madoffing.
–verb

1. To scam and completely screw over someone financially, especially in cases where a Ponzi scheme is involved.

-noun
2. A person who scams and screws over other people financially often with the use of a Ponzi scheme.

Example 1 (verb):

Guy 1: "He told me it was a good investment so I put all my money into it. It turns out the guy was a crook running a Ponzi scheme. My whole life savings is gone."

Guy 2: "Man! He Madoffed you good!"


Example 2 (noun):

Guy 1: "A couple months ago I gave him a thousand bucks."

Guy 2: "Why? Are you retarded?"

Guy 1: "He said his grandma was in the hospital and he really needed the money. Plus he said he'd pay me back in a week. It's been three months now and he still hasn't paid me back."

Guy 2: "You should have known he was a Madoff. You know he spent all that money on crack the same day you gave it to him."

by Beavis Comeavis January 9, 2009

Lori Maddox

A beautiful girl who was queen of the Groupie scene during the early 1970s. She was most famous for being with Led Zeppelin's lead guitarist, Jimmy Page, when she was just 14 years of age.

She has many a 'nom-de-plume', some of which are Lori Lightning, and Lori Mattix.

Some people have said that she resembles Bianca Jagger.

Groupie hater: That Lori Maddox was such a whore.
Me: No, she was a groupie, they're different.

by Lëah Lilith Eleida Page February 17, 2008

Maddox

Maddox, a stupid boy who makes dumb decisions most of the time. Usually attractive or thinks they’re attractive most of the time, very self confident with a hint of douche bag, great taste in women, most times treats the ladies he’s with like queens. With the ups and downs of Maddox, he’s very affectionate and shows his good side to the people he loves the most, cares a lot about what people think about him, and doesn’t appreciate the good things in front of them. Let’s just say Maddox is good at ditching the best things for them, like a girlfriend. He’s just completely oblivious to the fact that he’s good at leaving the people that are best for him.

Maddox: *last week* my girlfriend is so perfect and amazing! She treats me so well

Maddox next week: *breaks up with his perfect girlfriend that is so good for him*

by REGINAGEOGEEEE June 14, 2019

Maddox

A boy who seems to always make situations uncomfortable due to how cute he is,he can be a bully from time to time but overall hes a enjoyable person to be around even if he is oblivious

Wow Maddox your kinda stupid

by IcyHot uwu January 30, 2019

madonnathon

To listen to a series of Madonna albums in a row (ideally, all of them); portmanteau combining Madonna & marathon.

That Madonnathon last night had me singing Borderline, Survival, and Jump at work all morning.

Society Matron: We are NOT going to Arvin's on Friday--he has another Madonnathon planned and I will not listen to that smutty Erotica album again!

by mr pinky June 29, 2007

Maddox

Maddox is one of a kind. No one else is as special as Maddox is. No one could even compare to him. People like Maddox have a gift. They are talented and lighten up a room without even trying. Maddox can do everything and knows about everything. He can tell you anything about cars, dirt bikes, and even aliens. Maddox is the most perfect person I’ve ever seen. My world without Maddox would be dull. Maddox has the most beautiful features anyone can have. He is beautiful on the inside as well. Maddox is the best thing to ever happen to me.

Maddox prays everyday for a 370z

by maddox’s future wife April 25, 2022

Tom Macdonald

A MAGA rapper that believes he knows the “truth” and is smarter than everyone else. Can be used as an adj as well while referring to someone who believes in conspiracy theories and MAGA propaganda.

Look at that Tom Macdonald with the red hat.

by ARealAmericanHero May 19, 2022