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Mayonnaise Dipper

The person who eats alone in the cafeteria because nobody wants to sit with someone who dips food in mayonnaise.
Don't sit with Louis he's a mayonnaise dipper.
by FranknBeans October 29, 2014
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Mayonnaise Biscuit

A mayonnaise biscuit is when an a gay male, during anal sex, cums into the rectum of the other gay male. The male who did the cumming, the proceeds to eat the cum out of the other butt-hole. (Oh and during this entire process Wham's greatest hits is playing in the back ground.) Typically an original Mayonnaise biscuit is done by an older gay male into a Twink but a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" may be fulfilled when said Twink ejaculates into the older males butt-hole and then eats it.
Did you see the smile
On him today?! Robert totally ate a mayonnaise biscuit out of Noah annihilated Twink ass last night!!

Noah came into work all smiles today! Must've convinced Old Man Robert to let him get a "Lite Mayonnaise Biscuit" in last night before Noah was tucked into bed with "warm milk."
by BangoSkaank July 15, 2014
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mayonnaise baptism

Ejaculating all over a girl's forehead. Must cover area between the eyebrows and hairline.
"Did you see what OJ did to that girl! He gave her a proper mayonnaise baptism!"
by Player_in_the_hood October 17, 2015
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makson

awsome guy good at sports cute
makson-awsome guy good at sports cute
by Makson March 15, 2017
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mayonnaise pocket

To insert ones spit lubed middle and index finger into both nasal passageways of an unsuspecting bistander.
“That was such a good mayonnaise pocket, I got more booger on my finger than he got spit in his nose!”
by Gabitron2000 November 23, 2017
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mayonnaise volcano

When you ejaculate in a woman’s anus and she farts your semen back out like a mayonnaise volcano.
That girl is so hot I would make her fart out a mayonnaise volcano
by Trenton Jump69 June 12, 2018
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mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.
Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?
by Ibreaststroke October 1, 2018
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