The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

dong magnet

a straight man who is more desired by men than women

John Stamos is such a dong magnet

by whoisgary November 14, 2016

Chip Magnet

Someone who is addicted to any form of fried potato.

Dude 1: "Hey, you're eating another bowl of chips?"
Dude 2: "I can't help it, chips love me, I'm a chip magnet!"

by Moccodile January 30, 2020

Charlotte magne

A porcelain doll that wants hell to not be hell and is rehabilitating a pornstar spider called angeldust

Charlie:my full name is Charlotte magne and I'm the princess of hell

by Furryoblitorator February 4, 2021

mannerism

Referring to ones characteristic actions (often unconscious mode).

Mannerism often used today when referring to ones characteristics of 'acting' feminine, butch, or in between.

by b&f December 29, 2005

bitch magnet

A man's possession that attracts females. Usually anything that suggests he is rich and powerful.

My Honda is my car, my SL55 AMG is my bitch magnet.

by krunck May 15, 2005