shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

shower meditation by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015

Puta Maldita 

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

Puta Maldita by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Pre-marital eye contact 

a sin.

John: Jessica and I made pre-marital eye contact last night😫

Jim: She's a witch! Send her to the trials!

Pre-marital eye contact by hidinginestrogen June 19, 2021

madical 

A combination of the words "Mad" and "Radical".

Mad + Radical = Madical.

Hey Corey, your friend Chad is totally madical.

madical by Dr Robert Maric June 24, 2006

Maldita 

Spanish way to say Bitch.

"Esa Maldita me tiene hasta aqui!"

Maldita by NoBetterLove<3 December 23, 2008

maritate

masturbation of a female

she maritates alot when she is alone and she can not stand thinking of a dick and not maritate to release her lust

maritate by Yosuf September 16, 2006

Madigan 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, but she doesn’t think so. She does not want to be looked at as just beautiful but as bold and not afraid to speak her mind. She never looses sight of what is important to her such as friends and family. She is a goddess, and though she doesn’t see it this way is beautiful inside and out.

Teacher: “What is the best way to describe a goddess?”

Charlie: “Madigan, duh.”

Madigan by Try_hard_teen February 18, 2019