Cuban slang for one who lacks skill and ability. Often characterized by someone who believes they are good at something, but is not.
We won the kickball championship despite the fact that we had a tremendo muerto on our team; He refused to listen, bunt, and did not know what "take a pitch" meant.
by Estandard December 7, 2010
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by Definitely not someone with the initials DP July 6, 2005
Get the Miserality mug.Mount Misery Road is a long, winding road in the pinelands of south jersey. it just goes on and on and on and is rumored to never stop, just go around in circles. I've been down it before. It does go in circles. It's very creepy. Along it is the pinelands center, a methodist camp during the summer and a school environmental retreat during the school year. its one of the most amazing places on earth. the jersey devil and blond haired lady is fake. i went there on a school retreat. across the street from the cabin/dining hall area is a athletics field and the green cathedral. its not haunted. there are green benches and a cross because this is where the methodist kids who come there in the summer have sunday mass. its very beautiful. there are beautiful trails and lots of pine trees and animals. there is a huge lake that is amazing. its a really great place. there's a lot of scary rumors about it but they're not true. i've been there. i survived! its awesome!
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by Andy September 24, 2005
Get the MSer mug.This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.
Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011
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Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
(spanish)
Eng. Trans. - The Jack-Off of Death: The act of, between-the-legs, masturbation performed on a bridge railing or high precipice, with one's pants pulled to the knees, while hoping down the railing on one foot.
Pinche Jim just hoped up onto the railing and busted out the Puñeta del Muerte*!
* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
* must be capitalized due to it's god-like stature in the world of masturbation
by Collinseent April 1, 2009
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