by MaNiMfInE May 22, 2006
Get the Yo Mommamug. What is a Mommas boy?
“A grown ass man who still lives at home with his single mother”. This person is a complete and total Idiot who is characterized by his efforts to cope with his lack of acceptance in society by verbally assaulting the only person in the world who even cares about him; his own mother. He thinks this is “cool” and excepted; he also has the last word in any argument, right or wrong and is a complete Tool. This person thinks he’s the shit, but he is really clueless to how everyone mocks him behind his back. This person can’t even keep a women satisfied; She left his sorry ass after cheating on him several times, for another woman no less!
This kind of person suffers from mental problems such as schizophrenia and may have a drug usage problem. This person would also most likely suffer from alcohol abuse and neglect from his peers because he is a egotistical bossy assclown who is still permafried from taking to many drugs and or is half retarded and who’s only aspiration in life is to listen to rap music and pretend to be a gangsta, all the while the world passes his no talent unemployed sorry ass waste of space by. You’re not going to school, you have no job, no money, you’re 23 and your mommy pays your bills! You think the world owes you a fucking living. Well my sad and pathetic friend you are in for a rude awakening, one day you will wake up and realize you’ve drank your life away and your pathetic life has passed you by. You’ll be lucky to work at the corner quickstop for minimum wage you dirty sheepfucker!
“A grown ass man who still lives at home with his single mother”. This person is a complete and total Idiot who is characterized by his efforts to cope with his lack of acceptance in society by verbally assaulting the only person in the world who even cares about him; his own mother. He thinks this is “cool” and excepted; he also has the last word in any argument, right or wrong and is a complete Tool. This person thinks he’s the shit, but he is really clueless to how everyone mocks him behind his back. This person can’t even keep a women satisfied; She left his sorry ass after cheating on him several times, for another woman no less!
This kind of person suffers from mental problems such as schizophrenia and may have a drug usage problem. This person would also most likely suffer from alcohol abuse and neglect from his peers because he is a egotistical bossy assclown who is still permafried from taking to many drugs and or is half retarded and who’s only aspiration in life is to listen to rap music and pretend to be a gangsta, all the while the world passes his no talent unemployed sorry ass waste of space by. You’re not going to school, you have no job, no money, you’re 23 and your mommy pays your bills! You think the world owes you a fucking living. Well my sad and pathetic friend you are in for a rude awakening, one day you will wake up and realize you’ve drank your life away and your pathetic life has passed you by. You’ll be lucky to work at the corner quickstop for minimum wage you dirty sheepfucker!
by RighteousSniper December 16, 2008
Get the Mommas Boymug. Anything that you think funny, even hilarious and witty. Even if it means that it insults your friends.
by Naterade October 12, 2006
Get the Momma Rocksmug. One who gives her Ziggy Daddy.
A. Unconditional Love
B. Lots of Silly Laughs
C. Cutesy Looks
D. Anal Sex
E. Penis Pills
F. BJs
All must be fullfilled to be a ziggy momma
A. Unconditional Love
B. Lots of Silly Laughs
C. Cutesy Looks
D. Anal Sex
E. Penis Pills
F. BJs
All must be fullfilled to be a ziggy momma
by Ziggy Daddy August 19, 2004
Get the Ziggy Mommamug. Fur Mommas and their binary counterparts, Fur Daddys, are sweethearted souls who take care of one or more furry mammals.
Zee is such a good fur momma. Look how she cares for her cats. OMG. She's amazing with them, and they allow her to live. 👀
by Gnθ βθdι July 5, 2018
Get the Fur Mommamug. A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.
Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."
by Squinn III of Northumberland March 13, 2009
Get the Momma-Glovemug. Man, my buddy rudolpho's got it made--his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.
That's nothin, I have a real sugar-momma--she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho's bitch ain't shit but a fake ho.
by pqrstuv November 10, 2008
Get the splenda-mommamug.