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Mitch is the sexist, kind hearted, funny, hottest man you will ever see. He always knows how to make you feel wanted and appreciated by him. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing in the bedroom and will always leave you feeling satisfied and wanting more. He will even get you a towel…if u know what i mean ;) you really can’t go wrong getting yourself a Mitch for the long haul.
Wow!! Mitch you are so sexy, I’m taking you home tonight.
Mitch by Babyygurr January 29, 2022
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Receiving fellatio from a homeless individual.
Brad: I have $20 left, I could really go for a mitch right now
Mitch by Terry the berry February 2, 2022
Mitch, a kind guy who can be really annoying. He’ll pay attention to anything you say and try to remember, even if it’s really stupid. He’s good at keeping a conversation going but once again- he’s annoying. He’s really loud and talks too much, he also probably can’t keep a girlfriend if he gets one somehow. He’s handsome to some but ugly to others, even though he’s a gymaholic. Try to be nice to a Mitch if you meet one because if you break his heart he will keep it to himself, and break himself down. You always want to know a Mitch.
Girl one: “Hey there’s Mitch! Isn’t he cute?”
Girl two: “Ewww no he’s ugly- personality wise too!”
Mitch by Mitchpleaseaskmeout March 30, 2022
A real looser some one who steals everything not tied down . He puts zero effort into his work usually seen smoking and walking around eating cucumbers with salt. Does not help any of co workers and is a raging alcoholic
That guy is a real Mitch ya know he never helps at work and turns up drunk every morning and does nothing all day what I would expect from a Mitch
MITCH by Mitching it May 13, 2022
A real looser of a person sometimes called A Mitch. Often steals and is seen walking around smoking eating cucumbers and generally doing fuck all . Puts little to no effort in his work effort
My coworker did nothing all day he's a real Mitch ya know. He stole the budget brand toilet paper from public toilets across the street .. Geez what a mitch
MITCH by Mitching it May 14, 2022
Mitch is daddy and I will just leave it at that😳😳
Omg did you see Mitch in them shirts🥵🥵
Mitch by Jew_17_170 June 18, 2022