Minecraft

A game where only the most powerful of the powerful can possibly survive survival Minecraft. You try it, wish you luck.

Guy: Bro I’m pro at life
Guy 2: what did you do?
Guy: I beat the ended dragon in Minecraft and collected my elytra.
Guy 2: man you are good at life!

by Bayfuhq March 29, 2020

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

The product of deficating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal

Person 1) Dude; are you minecrafting?
Person 2) I was trying to push that turd so hard that I worked up an appetite and by the time I finished my burger I finally had a successful bowel movement.

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A Videogame Developed By Mojang Studios in 2009. since then the game has had millions of players, making it one of the most popular videogames in the entire WORLD!

I Cant Wait for the new 1.17 Minecraft update!

by KineticNugget November 16, 2020

Minecraft

The best game in the world until ur file gets corrupted

Minecraft is my favorite game I also killed the wither today that's fun. Then my fucking world got corrupted

by Dbb101lucky May 17, 2020

minecraft

a gaem wear u hit blox and maek wepeojns and destroy monstore yes

help me i slept inn the neter in minecraft

by cosmicfoam April 25, 2022

Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020