When you have ingested,inhaled, or consumed too much of a drug, alcohol, or other intoxicant, that your dick will no longer get hard, and or function
by Vann September 1, 2008
Get the Crippled Midgetmug. The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.
Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.
by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009
Get the Asda midgetmug. by Angie6184 April 28, 2007
Get the A midget awaymug. that bitch had the stinkiest midget's cave
by married to that crazy bitch April 19, 2009
Get the midget's cavemug. In the midst of slamming a girl doggie style, when she least expects it, you pull out and shove your pecker dick in her asshole, only to achieve just the tip (hence the belgium midget) before she donkey kicks you in the chest. Because truly, "Oops wrong hole" is not an accident...
Katie B: That ma-fucka Tyrone attempted to try the Belgium Midget again last night!
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
Shaniqua: Doesn't he know, there is no oops wrong hole?...Did you donkey kick his Ra-Tard ass?
Katie B: Fo sho....he won't be trying the Belgium Midget fo awhile...
by misty mae September 21, 2012
Get the Belgium Midgetmug. by Flynn b November 17, 2022
Get the Midget metermug. A rusty midget is when you engage in sexual intercourse with a female who is on her period, in which afterwards when you lose your boner, and have not cleaned the newly dried blood and which therefore leaves a rusty looking residue on your soft little midget!
by RustyMidgetLeader777 November 30, 2016
Get the rusty midgetmug.