A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
Get the misty johnsonmug. by "Tiny" Tim Stewart March 1, 2025
Get the Fisty Mistymug. The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.
by T-whang September 29, 2017
Get the the misty maidmug. by Illuminater45 July 16, 2016
Get the frontside mistymug. I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020
Get the misty sunrisemug.
Get the Backdoor Mistymug. 