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Misty

You are so misty
by D25D25 November 7, 2024
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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Misty

The only reason you'd ever play Black Ops 2.
"Yo bro! Misty's got a huge rack on her!"
by MisterOsbam October 20, 2023
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Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room
"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"
by penaltube June 14, 2015
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Misty Sunrise

(Verb)
When you wake someone up by peeing on them.
I banged this chic last night and when I woke up she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.
by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020
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i like misty because she got big tits

people debate over who is better, officer jenny or Nurse joy… it is desired, misty is hot

eden: who is your favourite pokémon character

george:I like misty (she has big tits)
i like misty because she got big tits
by just a pokémon “fan” November 1, 2021
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Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 2, 2023
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