misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.

Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.

by BlastMasta February 15, 2020

Misty

When something is lowkey disabled

You are so misty

by D25D25 November 7, 2024

Fisty Misty

Bull dyke with a long ass and deep twat.

Sometimes Fisty Misty needs you to GIVE HER A HAND.

by "Tiny" Tim Stewart March 1, 2025

the misty maid

The act of ejaculating into a house fan from behind while someone is cleaning something in front of it.

Bonnie was cleaning the dining room table off and jake couldn’t help but give her the misty maid

by T-whang September 29, 2017

frontside misty

When someone sucks a dick and blows smoke out their nose at the same time.

Yesterday that blonde bitch gave me the best frontside misty .

by Illuminater45 July 16, 2016

misty sunrise

(Verb) When you pee on someone while they are asleep to wake them up.

I banged this chic last night and when I woke up, she was still there, so I gave her a Misty Sunrise.

by EvryWmnzFntsy November 21, 2020

Backdoor Misty

A wet Fart

When you are hitting it from behind, and she gives you a little Backdoor Misty

by Esotric November 5, 2023