Minecraft

A game of placing blocks and breaking them, going on adventures and creating creative creations.

I play Minecraft

by Son.Ef_Adam October 18, 2019

Minecraft

A Videogame Developed By Mojang Studios in 2009. since then the game has had millions of players, making it one of the most popular videogames in the entire WORLD!

I Cant Wait for the new 1.17 Minecraft update!

by KineticNugget November 16, 2020

Minecraft

the act of slapping people to death on servers with a sharpness 10000 raw salmon.

Person 1: Hi

Person 2: *slaps*
chat: Unnamed was slain by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ using SPANKER 5000
Person 1: WTF???????
Person 2: Its Minecraft you stupid ass son of a bitch

by _RYAN_PLAYZ_ September 30, 2020

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

(Adjective) If your day was Minecraft, that means you played Minecraft all day.

Bob: How was your day?
Jim: It was Minecraft! How was yours?

by fatherdickmas December 30, 2020

Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019