Milton

one of the most boring town in the world in MA...blahhh

so where do you live?
-in the middle of nowhere..
ohhh you mean MILTON
-yeah..

by ferrari July 20, 2008

Milton, Vermont

A fairly decent town, compared to others in Vermont. Criticized by its' old stereotypes that are completely retarded, Milton students are framed, and judged.
School sports are improving a lot more. Academic skills, also.

Winooski student: Haha, you're from Milton! How much drugs do you have on ya'?

Milton student: Not anymore than you do...? Oh haha I see, you're still thinking people from Milton, Vermont are rednecks, wiggers, drug dealers, and all that other bullshit, aren't you? We're just like every other town in Vermont, if not better.

by JudgedMiltonStudent April 4, 2011

MILTF

A varient of MILF, but with more love and anticipation. It also more proper, not leaving out any letters.

Mother-I'd-LOVE-To-FUCK.

1: Yo let's go to Milly's house!
2: FUCK no, we need to go to Steve's.
1: Why?
2: Because of his MILTF!
1 & 2: FUCK YEAH!

by Krpy June 26, 2009

Milton

A redheaded person of Jewish faith and ancestry. Also referred to as a Ginger-Jew. Also known as a mickey.

He's Handsome, but he's a little bit of a Milton.

by GFY4273 April 4, 2011

Milton High School

Milton High is shit. Writing this as a Freshman in October, I know the school. They are sluts who feck the fagget druggies on Friday nights. If you walk ten feet into the woods outside the school, chances are you'll find an old dirty couch and broken glass from beer bottles mixed with the dirt. Don't forget about the weed! Oh yes my friend, the big bathroom stall on every floor is the schools ashtray. There's permanent black smears all over it. What else... people come hammered to the Friday night football games. There's a couple pregnant junior/seniors. Anyway the teachers are pretty strict but that's inside the school.

-"Duddee comin to tha crater on friday"
-"fuuck yes you got the stuuff"
-"you knoow it basttterd."
Milton High School is BOMB.

by Freshhhmaaan February 20, 2009

Milton

A small town in between Mississauga and Oakville. More commonly known as Ontario's "hick" or "farm" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping, pig roasts, and mill pond - cholls. It's also a bit of a romper town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS! (mil-town-boys)
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa, etc..

MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter

by Sarah-Ann Bobby Joe July 29, 2009

miltennium

1. The thousand-year period (or decade) starting in the year 2010.

2. An second chance for those who missed the real millennium celebrations because they believed the Y2K disaster hype and spent New Year's Eve 2000 locked in a concrete bunker anticipating the end of the world (which is now slated for 2012).

3. A more impressive-sounding name for a 10th anniversary, an alternate word for decade, which is too similar to "decayed" and "decadence" to sound as positive.

"This New Year's I'll be partying like it's 2009 cuz it's the start of the new miltennium!"

"Since there's no Y2K10 bug, we can ring in the miltennium by celebrating instead of worrying like at the millennium."

Urban Dictionary has been around for a whole miltennium!

by Saint Mike December 26, 2009