MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Hey yo reader, yeah you, i fucked ur mom she was such a MILF

by AC August 19, 2003

MILF

extremely fucking hot mom; stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Dude, holy shit! Mrs. Benz is such a god damn MILF!

by C.B.C May 1, 2008

Thats Fuckin mildly attractive

A phrase used in situations that dont call for it.

Person 1: "There's a girl laying in pee over there."
Person 2: "Thats Fuckin mildly attractive."

by T Reeezy November 23, 2009

green and mild

A Black and Mild that has the tobacco replaced with weed.

We picked up some chronic, bought a pack of Black and Milds, and chilled and smoked green and milds all day.

by bluntedindetroit February 24, 2010

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck

Moms that give you a boner

Person #1: Dude, Britney Spears is such a milf. I'd like to tap that ass all day.
Person #2: Britney Spears isn't that hot...

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

MILF

Mother-in-Law Fucker.

When your Mother-in-Law has a few drinks, winks at you, and pulls her shorts and underwear down to her ankles and sticks her hungry ass in the air, you rapidly become a MILF.

When my M-I-L dropped her pants and got down on all fours, well, I became a MILF, a confirmed Mother-in-Law Fucker. Right in her goddamn asshole. It was GOOD.

by Jacques Asse August 10, 2009

milf

tylers mom, lynn, is a milf(mother id like to F@#$)

john: have u seen tylers mom recently cuz if u had you would say she is a milf to

by j schaffer December 13, 2008