mic hogger

person with a microphone that won’t share.

alec has been singing for more than 30 minutes now. He really is a mic hogger.

by dianistrid May 18, 2016

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

Latino Mic

A microphone of such awful quality that you can likely hear someone vaguely hispanic shouting in the background. Associated with the noise of babies crying, dogs barking, Vavos, and belligerent couples from the twelve year old in a casual COD match.

Damn Shawty that Latino Mic is awful, I can hear babies crying, dogs barking, Vavos, and belligerent couples in the background.

by Timmy?No June 10, 2021

puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

mic mac

Some bitch ass paddling scrubs

Rob " look at those losers !"

Connor " stupid Mic mac kids "

by Adckc October 26, 2017

Mic up

The saying of "Mic up" is from ROBLOX where dumbass slenders and fucking copy and pastes have nothing to shit on you about when they literally mumble within every sentence. Mainly 50 year old slenders use it, but also the 6 year old "emo" kids also use it. They like to play ragdoll engine and club iris. They use it if they have nothing they can try and make you sad about, so they try to insult your voice on discord instead. Even though their voice sounds like a fork screeching against a plate if they're a 6 year old girl. their voice sounds like Jeffrey Epstein if they are a 50 year old slender.

Slender or 6 year old emo: Mic up kid.
Regular person with a fucking brain: No, since you have nothing to insult me with you fucking loser.

by Dont come at me 834738 January 10, 2021

Mushroom Mic

The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.

Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.

by (the) James May 4, 2008