Melissa. J. B.

cuts apples with a knife, then eats them. Because they think its makes them a more etiquitte indiviual. They shower often, and don't pluck their eyebrows. But they are stunning anyways. They have a limited wardrobe but seem to never run out of new clothes. Very athletic but act like a awkward girl. They like to lounge around the house all day in either too small or oversized housecoats. They do odd things like carve pencil crayons with kitchen knives, or chew plastic spoons. Quite often have older and much hotter sister who are alomost an inch shorter but make up for that loss of height in at-it-tude !
Melissa J. B. kick ass, to put it simply !

Person #1 I was playing basket ball last night
Person #2 Oh, any Melissa. J. B. s in the other team?

Person #1 Why are you cutting up that apple
Person #2 Oh I don't know..
Person #1 Pulling a Mel J. B

by kaygurk! February 11, 2010

Melissa

You would be very lucky to meet a Melissa she is a very happy person to be around and makes people happy, she doesn’t tell anyone bout her emotions because she doesn’t want to seem like a attraction seeker, she always has a smile on her face and if she hasn’t then there is something really wrong, she loves to have adventures and is definitely up for something new, Melissa is also very beautiful, she has a personality every boy or girl would want to have, you would be very very very lucky to have a Melissa in your life. :)

Don’t hurt Melissa she is a keeper and wants to be loved not ruined...

by Melissalouise March 19, 2020

Melissa

Melissa is an amazing person. She has an enormous heart and if full of laughter. She has a beautiful smile and great hair. Melissa will go out of her way to make people feel good and help anyone in need. She is a huge animal lover and will always try to help strays. If you have a Melissa in your life, you’re a lucky person

Melissa has a strong back bone but has a huge heart also.

by Dudeitsmesonia November 8, 2018

melissa o'neil

1. Canadian singer
2. Winner of Canadian Idol 3
3. CD of singer is self-titled
4. Has songs including Speechless, Let It Go, Alive and Forget About It

Melissa O'Neil is so amazing live, especially when she does Speechless.

by Michael Santi June 12, 2006

Melissa

Someone who is really blunt, but will tell you the truth, no matter what the circumstances. Someone who likes to go shopping, eat a lot, sleep and is kind of promiscuous but doesn't care if anyone calls her a whore. Melissa's are cool, nice, fun, honest,kinda whorish and a non conformist.

Guy#1: Dude! Did you make out with that girl at the party last night?
Guy#2: Hell yeah. She was pretty easy.
Guy#1: What's her name?
Guy#2: Melissa.
Guy#1: Figures.
Guy#2: She's cool though.

by LifesucksbigTyme April 13, 2009

Melissa

Whipmaster, and the tamer of Lukes

Guy:"Where'd you get all those marks."
Luke:"I was just being whipped by a Melissa."

by t3n0ut0Ft3n January 4, 2019

Melissa

Melissa is a beautiful girl who means everything to everyone she knows she is kind and she should go out with Albert

I like Melissa (jk)

by JustCallMeJoshua November 18, 2019