Mattus

Mattus is a word for someone who suffers from very severe Autism, ADHD/ADD and other unknown mental disorders.

Basically the person is fucking retarded.

Stop being a Mattus!

by DLSxd March 14, 2017

Mathusha

Mathusha is sexy and also a very smart person. She’s got that don’t give a f attitude but her heart is gold. Not a whore but somehow tends to be amazing in bed. Make her happy and you’ll be fulfilled of goodness

We all need a Mathusha in our lives !

by BadIsTheLeast February 1, 2020

Best mates

we like fortnite we like fortnite

omg is that really fortnite dance thats best mates i cant believe it crazy dude

by PH-1 May 2, 2019

Dirty Mateusz

When a predatory woman (ages 39-62) targets a young man (ages 13-24) and brings him into her domain. Her domain is an isolated area such as a basement, dungeon, or apartment. Both the cougar and young man do role play in which the young man gets tied to the bed. The cougar proceeds to cut off the limbs of the young man and sell the body parts to Somalian pirates to pay off her tab at Hooters.

Delinquent #1: She pulled a Dirty Mateusz on Timmy... He was only 13.
Delinquent #2: Too bad we will only see his torso from here on out.
Delinquent #3: Haha! Bro, we can dress him up as Patrick the starfish for Halloween.

by Spooninggrandma.com April 23, 2018

matuskey

a really white cracka who gets ass every day

wow that matuskey just banged them 3 hoochies in one day

by anonymous November 17, 2004

soul mates

Two people that are supposedly perfect for each other and meant to be together forever.

But for people who actually have a brain, the idea of "soul mates" is ridiculous. There are certain people who are right for you at certain times in your life. There isn't ONE person who you are always supposed to be with forever.

I thought my now ex boyfriend and I were soul mates. Then I grew a brain and realized that maybe we were meant to be with each other at that time in our lives, but as time changes so do peoples feelings. And neither of us feel the same way about each other anymore.

by katie was here November 29, 2007

Mates

Originating from a certain public school which might be somewhere in the south of England perhaps, this is usually shouted at someone who has none. When yelled, it means "aha, you have no friends."

After a bad joke: "Oh, mates Jim."

OR, when talking about someone, "oh yeah, Jim has mates."

Except we come from good backgrounds therefore know nobody by the name of Jim.

by Ed W, who is Lord November 9, 2004