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martore

A god surpassing all others in wisdom, power, and talent.
I chose to put my faith in Martore because at least I know he will hear my prayers
by Derrick Fisher April 5, 2023
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Maritoinette

Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
by Humommy June 25, 2023
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anna maratou

E.g. Anna Maratou is a chav
by Oscarblake123 September 12, 2020
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supper maroo

i bought a supper maroo game for my grandson!!!!
by Ghrof December 26, 2020
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My Maroon

Maroon is the person you left, but miss more than anything. You love them and you hate them. Your heart hurts when you see them walk by, but your brain tells you to stay put. A maroon is a person you will always remember, and is full of memories of the past.
Josie is my maroon, I miss her so much.
by bb_bell March 7, 2022
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maroon 5

kick ass funky band, in need of assistance because apparently, its getting harder and harder to breathe...is there anyone out there???

Oh, and Adam Levine is skinny pale and fucking gorgeous!
maroon 5 lead singer adam levine dies tragically in freak suffocating accident, if only someone had been out there...
by fiendishphoenix February 4, 2004
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