maadi

The Princess of peace and Procurer of Beauty.

“Their coming for us!”
“It’s ok, I have maadi!”

by Mahdi company April 25, 2022

macademia nut

A college student/graduate wif a hard tough "shell" dat is difficult to "crack" --- i.e., he is so "rigidly wrapped up" in his dusty boring books dat he cannot effectively interface wif da common man.

Faust was famously suffering from being a major macademia nut --- he'd learned a lot about a variety of literary subjects, but he didn't know da simple nuances of life, such as how to have fun or da ways of effectively communicating with people.

by QuacksO April 4, 2023

Boom Boom Maadu

The most magnificent cow you'll ever fucking see

Wow man that's a fucking boom boom maadu

by Morningwoodbeaver August 25, 2019

The Salted Macadamia

When you're on a first date and decide to go to a gelato shop and the guy asks for salted Macadamia. It implies that they enjoy the sexual act of Pegging.

Hi sir what gelato would you like? I'll have the salted macadamia! (girl) "wow that's bold."

by Foxydemon11 October 12, 2020

Coin Flip Määdnes

Two people flip a coin, winner gets to punch the loser in the groin (:

I heard Lassi punches pretty hard, wanna play coin flip määdnes with him?

by SemiDokaaja October 1, 2021

National Maladaptive Daydreaming Day

Maladaptive Daydreaming Day/MD day is a day where we share what MD is and help others know that they aren't alone and aren't crazy but are normal. This day is on October 25th

Them: Hey Bob this might be weird but I daydream and it gets out of hand to the point where I'm walking, laughing, or crying by my daydreams and they can last for hours.

Bob: hey that's perfectly normal and you arent weird! Ironically today is National Maladaptive Daydreaming day where we let people know they aren't alone or crazy.

Them: wait so there are more people like me?!

Bob: yes and you shouldn't bring yourself down for it!

by Jangularity October 25, 2020

MaKaden

She’s the worlds best friend. She will always be there for you no matter what. MaKaden is really tall with long blonde hair, she’s super funny and loved by everyone. She is very outgoing and talks to everyone she meets. She is crazy hot and all the guys like her but most are intimidated by her height. She’s super clumsy but very good at sports. She’s always the one to calm you down when you’re upset and tell you it’s not worth it. She’s very humble. MaKaden would be an amazing girlfriend

MaKaden is my rock she keeps me sane, she’s literally the bestest friend ever

Guy: look at MaKaden she is literally perfection

by ConstantConfusion September 1, 2018