My friend recently had a full frontal lobotomy, suddenly started wearing a MAGA hat and has put up photos of Trump and Putin in his house. Is he now a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
My cousin Cletus donates his entire welfare check to Save America and has to steal cars to feed his 11 kids. Surely he must be a MAGA-mong?
by Timzyx February 23, 2024
A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
A new governance ideology, based on punishment.
"MAGA bdsm" is the Right wing's reaction to the Left wing's dead "Cancel Culture" ideology.
- When those in power disagree with anything, they "punish" it. This is the main principle of the "MAGA bdsm" playbook:
"MAGA bdsm" is the Right wing's reaction to the Left wing's dead "Cancel Culture" ideology.
- When those in power disagree with anything, they "punish" it. This is the main principle of the "MAGA bdsm" playbook:
"Even though money given to Ukraine from the US and allies was used to buy American weapons, 'MAGA bdsm' means Ukraine OWES America! Its Ukraine's fault they were invaded, so now they must pay up!
"America will make itself great again by building more made in America products... ...but don't expect those products to be affordable, as 'MAGA bdsm' requires cheap undocumented labor to be deported! Don't let the salute hit you too hard on the way out, amigos!"
"At the drop of a hat and without judicial or congressional approval, Elon has PERSONALLY fired 300,000 federal government employees and counting! 'MAGA bdsm' requires no oversight! Who cares if Elon is un-elected and not even American, he's rich, and owns the government!"
"There are only 2 genders, and for the rest, enjoy some 'MAGA bdsm'! Oh my, how the pendulum has swung!
"America will make itself great again by building more made in America products... ...but don't expect those products to be affordable, as 'MAGA bdsm' requires cheap undocumented labor to be deported! Don't let the salute hit you too hard on the way out, amigos!"
"At the drop of a hat and without judicial or congressional approval, Elon has PERSONALLY fired 300,000 federal government employees and counting! 'MAGA bdsm' requires no oversight! Who cares if Elon is un-elected and not even American, he's rich, and owns the government!"
"There are only 2 genders, and for the rest, enjoy some 'MAGA bdsm'! Oh my, how the pendulum has swung!
by RonMac February 24, 2025
Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by Gaedoo November 02, 2018
A political cult-like "brand" of people created by Donald- 6 Johnny -6 Drumpf -6 = 6 6 6,(original German surname as signed at Elis Island by Donald's Grandfather who had ties to the Nazi party). The "MAGA Reich" party are not Republicans, they are a branch of a strict type of religious, non religious, mega conservative "do as I say, not as I have done or what I am doing" type of people. They repeat lies that their former 45th twice impeached President speaks at rallies. Trump is currently found guilty in three trials, two for rape and one for 36 counts of theft. Three jury's were hand picked by Trump and his attorney's. Trump a/k/a Drumpf was still found guilty and awaits sentencing. His MAGA Reich still find Trump innocent and believe every lie Trump states as a fact are all lies and verified as lies.
by BCADGE August 15, 2024
The people that voted for Trump in the 2024 election, And only now seen the negative effect's of there vote, And the effects of uneducated people in the USA.
They voted for Trump and now there family wont speak to them, I bet there apart of the USA the great retardation of 2024 MAGA.
by Teafo November 28, 2024