When someone's laughing so hard they shut their eyes and have a hard time breathing and they literally drop on the floor and have a sore mouth from wheezing too much 10 minutes later.
Person 1: *Wheezes from an unfunny joke they heard one hour ago*
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
Person 2: I think he's having a Lung Attack.
by A Really Normal Person April 12, 2023
by Sticky Licky Bumbum April 02, 2011
A clear phlegmy substance that one cough's up ranging in size from aprox. 200ml-350ml. Usually begins with a sudden fit of coughing/choking/gagging.
by G-dizzzle fo shizzle nizzle February 12, 2007
The condition when waking up after a long (usually drunken) night of smoking many harsh cigarettes that you aren't used to smoking. It is similar to having a lung over, but much worse. A victim of lung coma will find it hard to have their first cigarette of the day, sustain any physical movement, and in some cases, they find themselves without enough wind to complete sentences without taking a breath mid-sentence.
Phillippides: Hey Dad - we should hit up the Around the World mini-golf course a few blocks away. I'll race you there!
Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.
Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
Philomelos: Sorry kiddo-beano, I've (gasp) got a nasty lung coma. Not sure if I could (gasp) even hit the ball up the Rickshaw Hill.
Phillippides: You should switch to American Spirits, Dad.
by brettuthius August 07, 2007
by dale crashardt October 02, 2011
by Free urban January 01, 2021
1. A condition after sucking too much dick.
2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.
2. When she sucks so hard you start moaning like you are playing bag pipes.
by Sambiase October 01, 2022