Jimmy dean lube

When someone uses a sticky or syrupy substance as lube, Example: Superglue, Maple Syrup, Sausage Grease, Elmer's Glue, Gorilla Glue, Spit, Cum, Tar, Smoothie, Pancake Batter, etc.

Amon Gus: Hey man, did you score last night or what?
DN: Nah man she had Jimmy Dean Lube, it got stuck.

by Arch Ytpetay May 5, 2021

Fucked up the ass without lube

Used to define something that’s unpleasant

Person A: “Wow, I just got yelled at for something I didn’t do.”

Person B: “That’s like getting fucked up the ass without lube.”

by Dinneryum March 1, 2023

Lube Master

Somebody who never shuts the fuck about lubricants.

Tina is such a fucking lube master. I wish she would just drown in fucking lube sometimes.

by Shimuzaki May 25, 2010

cadet lube

To engage in anal activities carefully. The beginner/novice in anal activities whom requires much lubrication.
i.e (To handle with kid gloves).

Mike: I'm gona fuck him hard.
James: Go easy on me, i can't handle it raw!
Mike: Get the cadet lube then newb.

by Johnerthan September 3, 2006

food lube

Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.

This mustard makes for awesome food lube.

by blaip October 13, 2010

diarrhea lube

After doing a fresh diarrhea. You wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the paper, thus fingering your own ass using your diarrhea as lubrication.

Person 1: babe I just had diarrhea lube. I think we should try anal when you have diarrhea lube.
Person 2: that sounds great

by Weirdthoughts101 March 5, 2018

Poo Lube

Fingering someone in the ass, only using poo as lube.

Jayson: I am going to stick a finger up your ass and only use poo lube.

by BUTT0N August 6, 2018