Emotional Lotion 

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

Emotional Lotion by von groovy June 13, 2024

throat lotion 

when a man orgasms while deep in a females throat

it was great I made throat lotion come out of her nose

throat lotion by castnblast June 27, 2024

Dirty Lotion

When you go home after work without washing your hands and mastubate with lotion.

"Man, my mom caught me making dirty lotion yesterday, I might be cooked."

Dirty Lotion by ougertgogurt May 1, 2026

miracle whip lotion

replace someones lotion with miracle whip. NOTES: mix it 50/50 that would make it smell natural. good luck! works with shampoo to!!

dude: ya man I just did the miracle wihip lotion trick.
dude 2: thats sick bra!!!
chick: I need some lotion! (miracle whip lotion)

miracle whip lotion by tulshead January 12, 2012

big baby lotion 

Jayson Hariston sometimes Justin.

Big Baby Lotion got girls.

big baby lotion by Sab´vea June 7, 2017

Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.

Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.

Self produced back lotion by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018

Grown folk lotion 

When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.

What lotion you use

Baby lotion

Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion

Grown folk lotion by Jalissabowers September 11, 2019