These guys are the biggest stoners on planet earth and they PULL! (besides gustavo)
Gustavo has only pulled one bitch who is one of his colleagues which is almost 20 years old ( 4 years older) and he hit
Sami is on a 0-10 streak with women and his struggle is noted
Arjun is 0-0 argueably the best streak out of the 4
Lorenzo is hitting on the regular but the situation is difficult
Woman 1: Who are those 4?
Woman 2: Thats Lorenzo, Arjun, Sami, Gustavo
Woman 3: (Drops pants)
by Lo,Gu,Ar,Sa April 30, 2024
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Don Lorenzo

The Ace Eater”
Don Lorenzo is the greatest defender in all of Blue Lock.
Marc Snuffy- “Would you play soccer with me?”
Don Lorenzo- “Give me Money”
Snuffy- “Sure, how much do you want? Let’s work together”
And so, the legend Don Lorenzo was created
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Devon Lorenzo

Devon Lorenzo…Talented individual, always there to help others along being a hard worker also known as big dick energy
Damn youre a Devon Lorenzo when it comes to this person
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Marcus Lorenzo

A cheating, lowlife scum who smokes w*** out of a Chewits wrapper. Absolute cunt who fucks girls about!
Person 1: was talking to a Marcus Lorenzo on tinder yesterday.
Person 2: Oh No! Did you get out safely?
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Lorenzo Diaz

a sexy hot man that is horny 24/7. likes soccer much more than sleeping. is a whitsican and a “mirrey”. it’s the definition of fuck boy. loves watching netflix and enjoys food. hi is a romantic man and a beast in bed
person 1: omg is that lorenzo diaz??

person 2: there is only one of them

person 1: omg he is so hot
by re.sanchezzzzz07 November 22, 2021
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