Liberian 🇱🇷

A goddess, who is beautiful, confident and proud of her background. You know she’s the shit and she knows that she’s the shit. She’s smart and great at everything. Thick with some fine ass melanin. Can’t ever find someone who’s better that a Liberian you might be mixed at from the Dominican Republic but we Liberians got you beat.

Girl1: That new girl think she the shit
Girl2:She really does
New girl: *walks past* I am the shit . . . Cause I’m Liberian 🇱🇷 😉

by Liberianandpetty November 30, 2017

twitter liberal

n. Someone who, after seeing an anti-conservative trend on twitter, tweets with the hash-tag in question with no clear knowledge of anything political. Usually will include in the tweet something along the lines of: misspelled words, inaccurate statements, blind praise of a political figure (notably praise for Obama for being black), etc. A majority of these people give other liberals who actually have valid opinions a bad name and only tweet with the hash-tag as a means to gain followers due to their shallowness.

Molly: "Oh my God! I can't wait for Obama to come give me free abortion pills!"

Joe: "Molly, shut up. The president doesn't have that power, stop being a twitter liberal."

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Andy: "Oh yeah, the GOP is totally going down. No way any of them are gonna get re-elected."

Marc: "And where did you get that idea, Andy?"

Andy: "Twitter, duh. The GOP is totally gonna disappear."

Marc: "Fucking twitter liberal."

by radik June 2, 2013

Sexually Liberated

The ideology of one shamelessly and often satisfying their sexual needs and desires without the burden of guilt or the judgment of established morally-correct societal mores. One who, when horny, has no qualms finding someone(s) to break him/her off proper - preferably many, many times over! This applies equally to women as it does men, and often, the gender of the sexual partner is moot as long as orgasm is achieved. There is usually mutual sexual desire/tension and neither party has expectations of future encounters, though should they present themselves, they are rarely declined.

"I invited a friend from Northern Cali to dinner tonight. She's single and hasn't dated in several months. Know anyone I might be able to introduce her to while she's here?" "

"So you are you saying she's, err, sexually liberated and wouldn't be put off by a one night stand set up?"

"No, that's actually how she prefers her sexual encounters; hit it, quit it, love it and never look back!"

by Sophie Baines October 23, 2011

liberal education

Taking classes that you will never need in life, taught by professors who think that their class is ALL you need in life.

I'm going to be a lawyer, but my Geology 101 professor's syllabus makes me believe he is under the impression we are all going to be rock scientists. Liberal education at its finest.

by LakerPhan October 8, 2007

lucky lager

The best beer ever. It even includes a fun game under the cap so drinkers can judge their level of intoxication without sophisticated electrical equipment.

Brad Pitt in Kalifornia: Adel, we are going to hike up that mountain that says "Hollywood on it." We're gonna drink some Lucky Lager and howl at the moon...ow ow owwwwwww!"

by Violated Centaur March 12, 2005

Liberate a Shit

To release ones bowels. Another term that is fun to use for taking a crap.

I have to Liberate a shit, if you need me I'll be in the bathroom.

by The Minister December 28, 2005

liberal nut

A liberal nuts is someone who is so far left of center from reality that even the strongest most physically fit team of Clydesdale horses couldn't bring them halfway to reality.

_____ is a liberal nut!!! His ideas and beliefs are way out to lunch and never to return.

by Ol' Meanie December 4, 2017