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iLL-LEGAL

A dope fuckin record label based in So Cal.
Yo, you hear that new iLL-LEGAL artist? That shit is sick.
by Kickflpp84 April 16, 2009
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legal whore

Label given to an attorney who will do anything for money, whether it be legal, immoral, or unethical.
That attorney Brown slept with his client to pay off the fees he charged her for her divorce representation. He's such a legal whore.

Attorney Doe represented a party against a man who saved her husband from drowning in a lake two summers ago; what a legal whore.
by garanimal October 27, 2011
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Legal Rape

; when an attorney hired becomes a greedy backstabber and/ or got paid off under the table by someone else on the opposing party.

Legalized Rape.

Also called; Attorney Rape.
It was really legal rape when she got only a 5,000 dollar settlement after she was hit by a truck with numerous fractures and is now confined for life in a wheel chair.
by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011
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street legal

Used to define a computer that is free of warez (retail software or shareware not purchased by the user), other illegal downloaded material (such as music, movies, etc. that were not originally purchased by the user.).
If I had more money, I could get all this cracked software off my computer and make it street legal so I don't have to worry about the RIAA busting down my door.
by NijimaSan October 26, 2004
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legal profession

The euphemism used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to the nature of their work.
Members of the legal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.
by Downstrike December 25, 2004
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Legally stupid

Having a gpa of 3.0 or less
Can you believe kaitlyn has a 3.0 gpa? She’s legally stupid!
by Jimmythebillionare May 26, 2020
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legal dank

1) high grade form of legal marijuana and/or commonly referred to in head shops as "spice." Extracted from real cannabis, jwh-018 is another active consituent that when extracted from cannabis and laced atop herbs, can mimic the affects of pot when smoked. However, it is not sold for human consumption, spice is legal in most states and sold as herbal incense.

2) referred to as pot in Holland's many coffee shops.
I smoked some legal dank and got mad crazy high yo!
by Dan K Slut August 25, 2010
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