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Leaky Milkshake

When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.
After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.
by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024
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Leaky Bum

Dad, we got you this for your Christmas present!
by BiggJill_Is_gay December 20, 2020
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leaky faucet

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?
by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021
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Leaky Ekans

Leaky Ekans : Adjective
A leaky ekans is when a biological male cums and their penis continues to leak cum for upwards of 1 hour. This is a common occurrence amongst the most Alpha of all Alpha males.
Did you hear what George did last night? He had sex with the big breasted bimbo at the bar. He came all over her big fake titties and had a Leaky Ekans for a half an hour. He's such an Alpha male!
by Nantuko January 10, 2025
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leaky straw

A prostitute who doesn't swallow cum completely.
I paid this girl $20 to blow me and swallow, but she ended up being a leaky straw.
by BrockTheRock69 January 24, 2016
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dirty Leaky

When you narcissisticly turn up to parties, drink all the piss and fall asleep in the shitter.
That C*%t did the dirty Leaky at the Christmas party and never put his hand on his wallet the whole night. What a C*%T!
by Sweepersweet March 31, 2023
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Leaky Seff

When you insert a butt plug into your rectum, after this you consume an entire bottle of horse laxatives. You now wait, a few minutes later you do the child pose stretch with your bottom facing the floor, once the pressure is great enough to force out the butt plug leading to a jet like spray of feces.
The doctor said I needed to clear my bowels ASAP, so I decided to try the Leaky Seff.
by I Love ABG's October 22, 2025
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