lasturbation

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

Laterbase

A database of things you say you're going to do later.

"Hey dude, you coming out tonight"
"Sorry man i can't. My laterbase is pretty full of things I said I would do."

by Don'tAbuseMe October 10, 2009

Crap-o-lantern

A Jack-o-lantern, carved and left by someone's front porch, that is subsequently opened and defecated in by passers-by sometime around the Hallowe'en season. This prank was notably featured on Robot Chicken, but has been performed in various other circumstances. More than simply smashing pumpkins, giving someone a crap-o-lantern is considered one of the most profane Hallowe'en pranks in existence.

Honey, I just went out to the porch, and the neighborhood hooligans turned our jack-o-lantern into more of a CRAP-o-lantern.

by Dasch March 12, 2009

Black-o-Lantern

African-American men who have all-gold fronts on their teeth. causing them to resemble a jack-o-lantern.

"Kimbo Slice looks like a black-o-lantern when he smiles."

by Old School Bombs November 8, 2009

spit first shine later

A term used to describe a style of writing where you write furiously and randomly, then worry about spelling, grammar and sentence structure later.

The point is to bring out all your ideas on to the page as fast as possible and then rearrange them till they make sense.

Comes from an old concept where one spits on an old dirty object, then wipes it off resulting in a shine. First used by a blogger under the pen-name "FitJerk"

Instead of worrying about writing the perfect article, why don't you just spit first shine later?

by FitJerk July 31, 2010

Whack-o-lantern

A jack-o-lantern someone's whacked it into

This jack-o-lantern smells funny... cuz it's a whack-o-lantern!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 3, 2018

28 days later

A great zombie flick directed by english director Danny Boyle. A virus is spread throughout England causing people to go into a rage and turn into zombies. In my opinion, better than the shitty "Resident Evil".

Hey dude, you wanna go see "28 Days Later" with me?

Fuck yeah, I heard it was far superior to "Resident Evil".

by Mister E. February 8, 2004