leppin'

When you are desperate for your next alcoholic drink. Generally beings around Wednesday and you know you have to wait for the weekend . . .

I couldn't wait for next week, I was leppin' for a drink

by DSingy June 1, 2011

Lepsch

a person who puts food, most often peanut butter, on their genetailia and lets an animal lick it off, most commonly a dog.

man 1: Hey, that guy is a Lepsch.

man 2: No way! I'm keeping my dog away from him.

by Phillip Mynutz June 6, 2009

Dangling Leprechaun

When getting your salad tossed by a midget, you stand up suddenly trapping their head between your buttcheeks.

Dude 1:Remember that circus midget I was banging behind the big top?
Dude 2: Yeah
Dude 1: I totally got her with a dangling leprechaun, you should have seen her little legs kick!

by angrymidget January 28, 2011

lepa

tall skinny nigerian hottie

you're out with the boys at the club, and spot your dream lady, you say to your guy friends "man, look at that lepa. I'd eat a mile a her s*** to get to that hole"

by lepaluva September 26, 2010

Leprechaun Ninja

Any variety of small, Celtic faeries who exchange their usual green suit and tophat for a black catsuit. This fairy uses their innate advantage of size and agility to supplement their abilities as a thief and assassin; training in the ways of ninjitsu and practicing constant masturbation.

Holy shit, it's a Leprechaun Ninja! Someone help m--**schwing**--aaaargh! **death*8

by Leprechaun Ninja January 19, 2004

leppy

A person who loves to fight, is hot-headed and hates Englishmen. Typically an Irishman, and typically short: leppies enjoy fighting whenever the opportunity pops up, they may randomly start punching someone for no reason. Leppies also have been commonly known to dance, get drunk, and have reddish faces.

O'Byrne is such a leppy look at that silly little fuck fight that 6'8" Greek dude... fuckin' leppies.

by BoSox807 April 12, 2007

leprophilia

An obsessive compulsion to engage in coitus with a leper, or lepers.

Covers the full range of common sexual acts with a leper; as well as, the boring of a hole into the rotted flesh of a leper, be it with a tool or rude animal member, and ensuing copulation with said hole.

As his spoiled foreskin fell to the floor, Rocky briefly entertained the thought that perhaps leprophilia wasn't such a healthy obsession, then continued his work with the egg beater.

by Benjamin Kranklin December 6, 2004