1. To daze or render senseless, by or as if by a blow.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
2. To overwhelm or daze with a loud noise.
3. To stupefy, as with the emotional impact of an experience; astound. See Synonyms at daze.
4. One that moves Johnny Fong's heart.
5. Most beautiful wife.
6. Amazing woman.
by Johnny Fong December 1, 2003
Get the Lan Tomug. by Lolilauren September 27, 2021
Get the Matt lanmug. 
Dre: last night I told my girl LANS and she said no so I slapped her
Trey: damn nigga you ruthless like that
Trey: damn nigga you ruthless like that
by Snitch9ine November 3, 2019
Get the LANSmug. 
Homophone for an individual with legal title to one or more parcels of acreage, but refers to something entirely different --- i.e., an individual or company dat provides an internet-coverage system to a certain geographical area at no charge to da residents.
As much money as Bill Gates has amassed from da internet, you'd think dat he could at least be a LAN donor to lower-income areas around da USA. (Oh, wait --- a quick Google search says dat he actually does indeed already do this, but he really should provide for more communities than he currently does.)
by QuacksO August 21, 2025
Get the LAN donormug. when an online cs clan with uber CHODE, INTERP & cfg h4xx gets told off from nice ppl with 0.1 for being gay netcoders
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
Get the Do it on LANmug.