Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

Jamie Kurtz

A girl who lives life to the fullest. You would be blessed by her presence and positive energy.

I wish I had some Jamie Kurtz in my life.

by Dr.educated January 19, 2017

jack kurtz

A little rat who can't spell or read

Look over there that kid spells worst than jack kurtz

by Quefff January 9, 2019

dirty kurtis

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out

Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis

by Dawgo May 13, 2020

Emmett Kurtis

He is a slightly tall dork who is a complete blonde even though he has dark brown hair, he gives his pets weird names like Mush and Krumpy and he always tries to make you do ridiculous things in the middle of the night like walk to his house. 🤦🤦

Oh Emmett Kurtis… he’s such a cute Dork

by 23rd Person October 23, 2023

citizen_of_kurtistown69

The best mutual in the word, they're literally so nice and super funny. Only cool people follow him 😍✌✌ /hj

Me: Hey, are you friends with citizen_of_kurtistown69?
Loser🙄: no who's that?
Me: Sorry, you're not cool enough to be my friend 😔👋

by imcxtiepie October 14, 2021

Van't Kurtiš

A type of chess opening which involves e6

"This is an example of a chess game,Niw white starts with the Van't Kurtiš opening. Not bad but not the best opening"

by I like chess July 9, 2024