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Krunked

Verb,
The act of murdering a child with a sledgehammer
Big Bob absolutely krunked that child, there was nothing left
by anonymous November 3, 2020
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Krunking

Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io
Man i krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is like, so much better than wanking.
by Maxtheswedeguy January 19, 2024
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Krunking

1. Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

2. Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io
Bro i Krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is so awesome man.
by Maxtheswedeguy January 13, 2024
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krunked

krunked is achieved by getting to the point of maximum partyness , or to party in such epic way
also can be used in a term as to go get high or drunk/use substances . Or in my favorite use of this word is "to fuck shit up"
lets go get krunked
oh damn i just krunked up the toilet
by PleaseDon'tTouchMyPp December 18, 2018
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler person who is addicted to shrooms and masturbates to Toad from Mario.

Krunk is an adjective for purple and swollen.

Thus, a Krunk Fungler is a person who edges to toad until their cock turns purple
Jefferson: Hey is Ethan joining us at the bar tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Chute" Esgarcot: Nah, you know that motherfucker is a krunk fungler, bet he's moaning and jerking to fucking toad preforming autofellatio
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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Krunk Fungler

A Fungler is a person who masturbates using mushrooms. This can including hollowing out the stem of one of the bigger types of mushrooms and thrusting one's cock in it, or various other methods.

Krunk is an adjective for things that are like super chronic or have been going on for a very long time.

There are two ways one can define Krunk Fungler.

1. A Chronic Fungler, eg. one who has masturbated with mushrooms for years and years.

2. A Fungler (mushroom fucker) who often edges.

These definitions are not mutually exclusive of course
Philbert: Hey is Ethan coming to Longhorn Steakhouse with us tonight?
Johnny "Bilge Suit" Blenderman: Nah man you know that motherfucker is a Krunk Fungler, he's been locked in his room with a pack of portobellos and Toadette r34 for weeks now.
by definitlynotakrunkfungler April 12, 2024
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krunk

"let's get krunk tonight, man"
"im so krunk right now"
by tylerisAduck March 2, 2021
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