knowless

to have no knowledge of.

I voted in the last election but when it comes to politics, I am completely KNOWLESS.

by tattizzle66 August 14, 2010

Knowledge Slap

When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.

My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...

by xxxcubanxxx October 29, 2011

nickel knowledge

Information that's nice to know, but that no one really cares about.

An example of nickel knowledge would be knowing the amount of sand grains on a beach.

by Stuck-uppity November 24, 2016

for unlawful carnal knowledge

Van Halen's Album released in 17 June 1991

for unlawful carnal knowledge is a great album

by binfordman June 15, 2008

Knowledge Management

Knowledge Management (KM) is a discipline of management supposedly dedicated to ensuring that people in an organisation have timely access to the information and expertise they need to do their job. In reality, KM is a discipline full of semi-literate twats who like to use big words. They say things like "We're going to strategically align our knowledge resources with the company-wide strategy going forwards","We're moving into the client space", "I'm mostly working on the growth pillar to add value", and "Going forwards, we're working on a P2P strategy to add value and capture tacit knowledge." In English, all of this roughly translates into one sentence "I'm a giant wanker who produces no meaningful work and talks a load of shite. Senior managers love me because I sound good to other people who only have a fourth grade reading level and are impressed by big words".

KM adds nothing useful to any organisation, except where they have managed to take over research and subscription services or database management. In which cases, the managers take all credit for the work done by their lowly minions, thus further convincing senior management that they "add value", when the reality is quite the opposite. Any cost-cutting exercise in any large organisation should start by savagely slashing the senior KM people - let the minions report to each other and you'll probably get a lot more done anyway.

I tried to find some information but it had been knowledge managed

by ex-KM-minion April 6, 2005

Analitical Knowledge

An individual that is well versed in all things anal. Has a complete knowledge of the workings of the bunghole for bodily and sexual functions.

Sonja made sure that her new boyfriend was not only well hung but also possessed the requisite analitical knowledge that she would require from him to exploit her cravings to have her mud tunnel penetrated on a regular basis.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

Knowledge

Head

Mary gave Bob knowledge lastnight

by Michelle September 5, 2002