Kirby Puckett

When you pull out or start to finish, and blow your load and shoot it into someone's eye, thus blinding them.

"I gave Kim a Kirby Puckett last night, and she got pissed".

"Hahaha, still not as good as the time Drew gave HIMSELF a Kirby Puckett!"

Kirby Puckett by Zac Fielder & Josh Fritz August 4, 2005

Kirby moment 

a particular moment that is hilariously innapropriate, awkwardly timed and ridiculously offensive. Quite rare, possibly possibly only a myth.

kirby moment:

"will you scratch my nipples?"

"Funny thing about my nipples is that they're located on my cock.."

Kirby moment by LOUDNOISES1 July 7, 2009

Kirby game 

Parents buy these games for their children because the box cover looks innocent and the ESRB rating is an E10+ at best. But if the kids play to the very end, they'll have nightmares for weeks.

Kirby games are horror games in disguise

Kirby game by Helispark November 6, 2019

Kirby'd 

To ejaculate in a girls booty and suck it back up with a straw and spit it back into the girls face and scream and who's your daddy

Did you hear Conor kirby'd with amy in Liam's car?

Kirby'd by Jack Purcell May 4, 2016

Kirby suck-gasm 

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

Kirby suck-gasm by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

Kirby Losera 

Angie wird meist als Kirby bezeichnet. Dies bezieht sich nicht auf ihr aussehen, sondern auf ihre Fähigkeiten dich im einen Moment zu lieben und dich zwei Minuten später aufsaugen will.

PS: larry hat nen größeren schwanz als kirby

Lösch dich doch einfach du larry, sonst saugr dich Kirby Losera mit voller Leidenschaft ein.

Kirby Losera by m.acl September 25, 2020

Kirby the Kitchen 

when you don’t eat all day, come home, and eat everything in sight because you’re hungry.

bro i don’t eat lunch at school so everyday i come home and kirby the kitchen

Kirby the Kitchen by tbone_ November 2, 2021