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Mexican Car Keys

A ghetto device used to break into cars illegally.
You just need some Mexican Car Keys to own whatever car you want.
by The_Sentinal March 10, 2009
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Alicia Keys

1) A beautiful, talented multi platinum R&B artist with ten plus Grammys under her belt.
2) A girl who is pretty, but lacks demure qualities and is rough around the edges due to their street nature.
3) A beautiful woman who could have any man in the world, but would rather have another woman's husband as well as write an 'unthinkable' song about it.
1) Oh she plays the piano? I see you Alicia Keys!
2) She has a pretty face, but she has shoulders like Randy Moss and talks like DMX. You know, like Alicia Keys. 3)That girl has got it going on. She is pregnant by a married man. She could have anybody in the world, but she'd rather be a homewrecker! At work we call her Alicia Keys.
by chezpoodle! November 30, 2010
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Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.
"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!
by Archyis September 6, 2007
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Cross Keys

A really awesome folk-rock band from New Tripoli, PA.
I went to see Cross Keys at Musikfest and they rocked out!
by Dogtown Dan Metzger October 11, 2007
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home keys

The eight keys on a keyboard on which one is supposed to place his or her fingers while typing: A S D F (left hand) and J K L ; (right hand). See also home key folley.
Most people don't use their home keys; instead they type with mainly their index and middle fingers roaming the length of the keyboard.
by monka February 19, 2006
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Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.
Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.
by ElementProj November 15, 2011
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Jingle Keys

People referencing something they find funny without understanding what the joke is, or where it comes from; like babies laughing at jingling car keys (Examples: Doge, Pepe, Big Bang Theory Show, "fist me daddy"; memes and references with no real meaning
I've been a Jingle Key numerous times, I used to say "pwn" all the time back when I played Runescape.

"You guys are a bunch of Jingle Keys! You have no idea where I got these dope ass memes from!"
by dumbmofuc August 3, 2016
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