Kennard

Kennard is a nice loveable guy with a great personality. He's funny smart and loves reading and hockey. Though he has many secrets and has severe trust issues, he is still a great person to trust with any secret. And also has a huge dick which is the only thing bigger than his ego. All in all he is a great guy.

Kennard is to nice how does he do it.

by Zugswang October 11, 2015

Kennedy

Kennedy's are often loud, unafraid to speak their mind, and incredibly unique. They always have something to say, and are known to be very funny. Other than being naturally brave, they make the greatest best friends due to their loyalty, honesty, and optimism. Great at planning. They have a strong nerdy side that comes out often becomes they love being themselves at all times. Kennedy's also have great curves, however are very tomboyish. You'll wonder what you ever did without a Kennedy in your life.

Girl: My best friends name is Kennedy.
Other girl: Wow they're such great people, I'm sooo jealous girl!

Boy: Man Kennedy has a nice butt, dude!
Other boy: Man I know!

by IfYouCantTellKennedysMyBFF August 2, 2012

keener

A person who is really extra in everything they do, especially academics. They always deny the fact that they are a keener and pretends like they don't do any work, but everyone knows they are lying.

Shaheer: I spent $400 on my school project to make it extra cool and amazing!
everyone: Smh....what a keener...

by the other keener April 4, 2019

dead kennedys

the coolest band ever i repeat ever.......hmm...la la la dude if you dont liike them go do sumtin else and dont talk to me..DK is the best..no others...

cool song..hemical warfare, caifornia uber alles, funland at the beach, drug me, viva las vegas, holday in cambodia.

by sam June 10, 2004

dead kennedys

Most amazing hardcore punk band ever conceived.

I am going to raise my children on Dead Kennedys and Kraft Easy Mac.

by Dirty Monkey Sex December 6, 2006

Keener

An individual obsessed with academic performance. This person treats every assignment, quiz, and test as if it were a life and death situation. It is imperative for a keener to receive straight A's in every class. If a keener receives a mark less than an A, said keener will wallow in a pool of self-pity and depression. However, keeners quickly recover by doubling their efforts in an attempt to redeem themselves of this failure.

Keeners also exhibit chronic habits which make them easy to spot. A keener will have intense feelings of anxiety about an upcoming test 3 months in advance and then proceed to receive an A later. Keeners also have a calculator at all times in order to calculate their GPA at any given moment in order to reassure themselves that they will receive an A in the course. A keener also possesses the lightning reflexes of a black mamba in order to raise their hand at an astonishing speed to answer any question that the teacher may ask in order to demonstrate their mental prowess. But most important of all, a keener is one that is enthusiastic about learning more than anything else.

Jessica: OH MY GOD! The final is going to be so hard! I'm going to fail this course!! I need to start studying now!

Me: Uhh...classes haven't even started yet and you and I both know you're going to ace this course, you're such a keener.

by KingOfKeeners September 23, 2012

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

The story behind "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" is actually quite fascinating. You see, William Tager was the local psycho in New York. He thought CBSNews was beaming signals into his head. Naturally, when he saw Dan Rathers walking down the street, he ran up and beat the crap out of him, repeatedly requesting the frequency of the signals so he can stop them, while addressing Rathers as "Kenneth" for no apparent reason to this date.

After this freak event, Tager later shot a CBSNews stagehand. He was then arrested, and told his therapist all the beans.

R.E.M. made a song called "What's the frequency, Kenneth?" The phrase became a nationwide phenomenon. Whenever a cat fell off a roof and killed an old lady, they'd shout it. Whenever they didn't understand a homework question, they'd shout it. And if by any chance, that one son Tager had had with that old lady makes it past the age of five and notices that CBSNews is undetectedly taking over the world through brain control, he may see that one creepy guy who replaced Dan Rathers walking down the street while having a nice stroll down New York and beat the crap out of him, saying "KENNETH, WHAT IS THE FREQUENCY!?"

Teacher: "When A and X are both positive integers in the equation a(4/4)=x and Y is a negative integer in the equation xy=a2, what is the value of Y? Billy?"

Billy: "HOLY CRAP! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH!!?"

by Spam Spathers March 12, 2005