Keith Moon

Original drummer of The Who.
Moon was born on August 23, 1946 in Middlesex.
He joined The Who in 1964. Gained the reputation of the best rock and roll drummer in musical history, along with a reputation for leading a destructive lifestyle with a lot of drugs and booze.
Commonly known as Moonie or Moon the Loon. Sometimes called the bell boy, because of his song Bell Boy in Quadrophenia.
Moon married his pregnant girlfriend Kim Kerrigan in 1966. His daughter Mandy was born on July 12, 1966.
Kerrigan left Moon in 1973, for the Faces keyboarder, Ian McLagan. Moon later began dating Annette Walter-Lax, and in 1975, Kerrigan and Moon divorced.
Keith Moon also recommended the name Led Zeppelin to Jimmy Page, who was about to name his band Mad Dog.
Moon died on September 7, 1978, at the age of 32. He died of an overdose of alcoholism-combating pills that he took with alcohol, the opposite of what he was supposed to do.
The Who stopped recording after Moon's death, but kept on touring with a replacement drummer.

There is no substitute for Keith Moon.

Keith Moon was an amazing drummer, and he was cute to boot.

by LukieInTheSky December 28, 2009

Keith Jardine

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.

Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.

by cecilie w November 14, 2007

Keith Richards

Greatest Musician to ever live & grace the souls of millions of humans. Misunderstood by prunes & people lacking class & libido all over the world.

'Who wrote that God given soulful rock n' roll music?'

'Keith Richards did'.

by Astorre May 5, 2013

Keith Apicary

The most awesome character ever created ! The author is Nathan Barnett .

Guy : So what is the Neo Geo ?
Keith Apicary : "Ok so we all know that the Neo Geo MVS Arcade Cabinet, is the best thing to ever exist on the planet, that's obvious. If you were born, you would know that . If you don't know that, then you're technically not alive, so you might wanna get that checked out"

by Krest August 1, 2012

Keith and the girl

The Best Podcast ever. You should listen to it. Its adult, real, and FUCKIN'funny. CHECK IT OUT.

"Each hour-long episode is podcast from New York and punctuated with several spit-semen-through-your-nose moments of hilarity."-Keith and the girl show...lol

by runawaygirl August 10, 2006

Keith Stone

The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.

abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.

That guy just got a date with Miss USA by just blinkling.

He must be a Keith Stone.

by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010

keith richards

keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.

keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.

what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.

...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.

by sarin July 11, 2004