Lady Kebab

Euphemism for a particularly prominent set of ladies genitals. See where the legs begin. Come with added sauce approximately every 28 days.

I had a great night. Met a gorgeous girl and a gallon of Cider later I was in a motel munching on her Lady Kebab. Much better than the usual late night Donna from Spiros' place. Pity it was with sauce though.

by Juicin' Mckracken-Stuff August 5, 2017

The Non-Kebabs

A group of people who are normal and does not smell of meat or come from turkey

Chris and Carl play for The Non-Kebabs

by Alsey18 August 18, 2008

Ass Kebab

An ass kebab is when you take a shit and then get and errection.

Man 1: Yo I heard Kevin hurt his dick last night when he got an "ass kebab".
Man 2: Gnarly.

by Will DeQuarto October 29, 2007

Slav Kebab

An airplane stunt, involving, letting go of the controls, letting the plane fall a bit, and then catching it just before it hits the floor, best done on big jets, with plenty of passengers inside.

Today pilots, you will be taught the slav kebab maneuver.

by Plutia May 29, 2018

lund kebab

Lund is a punjabi/hindi slang word for Penis. Lund kebab being a Dick replaced with an actual kebab.

Did you like ur dads lund kebab last night?

by Serious Steve 69 November 17, 2019

kebab thigh

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).

(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

Shish Kebab

A sex move used predominantly on football tours, where 2 male members of the tour feed the female a Kebab from the front, and from behind.

"Me and Jim-Bob took a lass home and fed her a Shish Kebab last night"

by TruckerSaurus October 11, 2016