turtle knocking

The act of fucking someone and mistakenly giving them a hickey

Hey Amanda, by the look of Wes' neck you guys did some Turtle Knocking last night.

by Dienda the turtle December 20, 2014

Knocking Glove

A glove like garment worn on one's hand and forearm, most commonly used by those visiting the Jelly Fox.

The concept was founded by an ancient Prince of Arabia (Prince Angwba) who used the knocking glove to prevent damaging his expensive jewel-laden porcelain door.

Although rarely used in modern Britain, the knocking glove has seen a surprising resurgence in recent years. Indeed some believe the glove has the potential to find a concrete place in society; it will soon become common practice and courtesy to use the knocking glove when knocking on a friend or relative's door.

Little Chrissie (to Claw): "Put your knocking glove on Claw"

by The Jelly Fox October 10, 2012

knocking etiquette

The act of knocking on someones door before you enter their home. When no doorbell is present it is common courtesy to knock on someones door first, then allow them and greet you before you enter their home. Barging into a persons home is considered rude and disrespectful.

With the exception of douche bags, most people always practice proper knocking etiquette.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

cold knock

To knock on someone's door and expect to chill or have sex without any prior arrangements to do so.

Randy and Josephine had been casually hooking up for a week, but Randy put the kibosh on that arrangement when Josephine cold knocked on his door.

by akfghisfkglafgklsbv October 28, 2013

Knock out

To go to sleep.

I'm so tired so I'm gonna knock out!

by Blabbermouth June 23, 2014

knock down

To have sex with a female so well that you can brag about it.

Intercourse without feelings.

I'm bout to go knock down this chick I met last night.

by Peko April 29, 2006

knock on wood

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

by Mark H October 10, 2005