Joyced

The act of microwaving food to a temperature of molten lava.
Man you really Joyced my pizza!
by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA December 21, 2016
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Joyced

To be pestered badgered pursued for money when you owe nothing accused of things youve never done and to be called a punk ass bitch for know reason to be joyced
Man that nigga is getting joyced right now
by Shmooky September 25, 2020
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Joyced

Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems
My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.

Oh man, you’ve been joyced.
by jeff ethan August 15, 2022
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Joyced

Name given to the recipient of a thrown dildo to the face. The term was coined after New Zealand politician Steven Joyce was hit in the face with a pink dildo hurled by a protestor during an interview in early 2016.

Often used in conjunction with the phrase "That's for raping our sovereignty!"
Tom: That's a nasty bruise on your face, dick.
Dick: Yeah, I got Joyced by my girlfriend after an argument.
Harry: You must have raped her sovereignty.
by byrdfl3w February 06, 2016
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Joyced

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:

1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.
1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!
by Picard75 July 23, 2022
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Burton Joyce

Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.

Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
by Feige Roman December 10, 2019
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Sheena Joyce

Sheena joyce - Shy, With a Bright Personality has a Jolly Face But Is Stressed And Depressed and is sometimes Afraid of all the attention , An Introvert,Always Alone,Forgetted,Bullied,Strong on the Outside but Scared inside , Sometimes Cold Hearted & Sometimes Warm Hearted, No one Cares About Her ,Full of Fake Friends :),Cries Every Night, Is Ignored By Her Parents and only cared by her works...Everyone Thinks She's Useless And Lazy, But it's the Complete Opposite :>

Hi Guys This is What everyone thinks of me and i am rlly having a bad time rn :)
Don't Take This Seriously THIS IS IN MY OWN UNDERSTANDING

And,Yes That's My Name :)
PS:If Anyone Has This Name....I'm Sorry if this is not true to you But it is to me because you maybe have a Nicer TIME Than me:)

Thank You <//3
Sheena Joyce Is Having A Bad Time rn.....
by UnknownIntrovert:< March 05, 2022
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