the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay
“jayda joyce.” she is perfect
by therealest:) February 06, 2022
Ambivert but mostly introvert. Ugly bijjie, doesn't like to talk; doesn't like noisy and annoying people but she's noisy and annoying; not good at everything.
by Asdfghkhklgg March 08, 2022
Oral sex, or a blowjob. From the Nottinghamshire village of the same name, whose initials also spell BJ.
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
Can be used either on its own, or in the form of, "Taking someone to Burton Joyce."
"Mate, did you hear what happened between Trevor and Damaris?"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
"Yeah, man, I heard they got to third base!"
"You mean he took her all the way to Burton Joyce? Sick, man!"
by Feige Roman December 10, 2019
La joyce is a stinky person who is likley to go back with there ex dont find you a La joyce they will mess up your like and bring harm
by La joyce November 25, 2021
A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.
Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced
Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.
Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.
by Wingnut55 October 02, 2022
by Smithers777 July 26, 2022
To have your holiday Qantas - The Spirit of Australia in the post-covid era. The term was coined after Alan Joyce, the CEO of the Airline who is personally responsible for ruining people's holidays.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
Can also be used as a homophobic slur.
EX 1: My holiday was Joyced. The lines were long, no one answering the phones, the planes were late and the staff were grumpy.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
EX 2: I got Joyced really hard by Alan last night. He stuck it in my asshole.
by js6996 July 21, 2022